Senin, September 07, 2009

Kehebatan Harry Potter

Ada dua orang ibu2 menonton film Harry Potter. Setelah menonton, salah satu dari ibu2 itu mengatakan sesuatu ke temannya "Andai anak saya seperti Harry Potter".

Ibu yang lain bertanya "Emangnya kenapa?"

"Harry Potter itu ganteng, bisa sihir, dan jago bahasa inggris lagi" temannya pun langsung geleng2 kepala

Selengkapnya: Kehebatan Harry Potter

Minggu, September 06, 2009

Ngajak Sekretaris Selingkuh

Seorang manajer di sebuah perusahaan sedang ngebet2nya sama sekretatisnya yg sexy n kece.

Si bos yg ga tahan akhirnya menawarkan proposal : "Yuli, kamu mau ga ngelayanin saya, semalem aja... saya bayar sejuta. Ga bakalan lama koq, nanti saya sebarin uangnya di ranjang, trus sebelum kamu selesai ngumpulin uang itu, saya pasti udah selesai bercinta sama kamu"

Si yuli jawab : "Maaf pak, saya udah punya cowo n kita udah mau nikah, jadi saya ga mungkin macem2.."

pulangnya si yuli cerita sama cowonya ttg tawaran si bos, eh taunya si cowo malah suruh si yuli ngelayanin si bos tapi minta bayaran lebih yaitu sepuluh juta.

esoknya langsung aja si yuli bilang ke si bos bahwa dia setuju tapi minta bayaran 10 juta n syaratya tetep, kalo si bos cuma boleh muasin dirinya selama si yuli ngumpulin duit 10 juta nya di kasur.

Lalu merreka pun melakukan hubungan sex di sebuah hotel mewah.

Pulangnya si yuli balik ke rumah dgn baju acak2an n tubuh lemes lunglai, pacarnya kaget n nanya :"lho, kamu kan cuma sebentar aja ngelayanin dia, kok sampai kaya gini?"

Yuli ngejawab dgn sewot : "sebentar apaan, dia bayar pake koin seratusan tahu!"

Selengkapnya: Ngajak Sekretaris Selingkuh

Sabtu, September 05, 2009

Dialog Densus 88 Dengan Nurdin M Top

Densus88 : rumah sudah dikepung . Siapa di dalam, asl plz ?
Noordin M.Top : u1
Densus88 : 24 m solo. u ?...
Noordin M.Top : 41 m malaysia.
Densus88 : o0o... ada fb gag ?
Noordin M.Top : ada, noordin_moetz@pinky.com di add y !!
Densus88 : Ok !!


Densus88 : Rumah sudah dikepung.. didalem sapa ?
Noordin M.Top : Noordin mohd top...
Densus : Sapa tanya ? kwkakwakwkkawkkaw......
Noordin M.Top : ANJENK $%@#!%....

Selengkapnya: Dialog Densus 88 Dengan Nurdin M Top

Jumat, September 04, 2009

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Selengkapnya: Privacy Policy