Who Is New Leader Of China?

Let me introduce the main character in this story

Condi rice (Condoleeza Rice) - National security advisor
Kofi Annan - Secretary-General of UN
Hu Jin Tao - New Chief of the Communist party in China
Yassir Arafat - President of Palestinian Council
George W Bush - Current president of USA..
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm ask ing you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East.

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Bahasa Indonesia vs Malaysia

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa (...Oh please...!!)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (Kalo Laut hentak2 aer kali ya..??)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : 'Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
MALAYSIA : 'Pasukaaan cerai berai !!

INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (bagaimana coba ?)

INDONESIA : Rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA : Hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih...)

INDONESIA : Telepon selular
MALAYSIA : Talipon bimbit

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung
MALAYSIA : Aska begayut

INDONESIA : Belok kiri, belok kanan
MALAYSIA : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan (kalo breakdance apaan?)

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuu marie)

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA : Gratis bicara 30 menit
MALAYSIA : Percuma berbual 30 minit

INDONESIA : Tidak bisa
MALAYSIA : Tak boleh

INDONESIA : WC
MALAYSIA : Tandas

INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling ( ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditunggu)

INDONESIA : Aduk
MALAYSIA : Kacau

INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA : Kacaukan tuk datar

INDONESIA : 7 putaran
MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan

INDONESIA : Imut-imut
MALAYSIA : Comel benar

INDONESIA : Pejabat negara
MALAYSIA : Kaki tangan Negara

INDONESIA : Bertengkar
MALAYSIA : Bertumbuk

INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku

INDONESIA : Joystick
MALAYSIA : Batang senang (maksud loe..??)

INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang
(kalo gitu, tidur malem "gelap tengkurep" donk)

INDONESIA : Air Hangat
MALAYSIA : Air Suam

INDONESIA : Pengacara
MALAYSIA : Penguam

INDONESIA : Sepatu
MALAYSIA : Kasut

INDONESIA : Ban
MALAYSIA : Tayar

INDONESIA : Remote
MALAYSIA : Kawalan jauh

INDONESIA : Kulkas
MALAYSIA : Peti sejuk

INDONESIA : Chatting
MALAYSIA : Bilik berbual

INDONESIA : Rusak
MALAYSIA : Tak sihat

INDONESIA : Keliling kota
MALAYSIA : Pusing pusing ke bandar

INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal (suntik kale..???)

INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : Ketibaan (untung bukan ketiban)

INDONESIA : Bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA : Berseronok

INDONESIA : Bioskop
MALAYSIA : Panggung wayang

INDONESIA : Rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA : Gubuk gila

INDONESIA : Dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter gila (lu gilaaaaaaaaaaa)

INDONESIA : Narkoba
MALAYSIA : Dadah

INDONESIA : Pintu darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan

INDONESIA : Hantu pocong
MALAYSIA : Hantu Bungkus (pesen atu donk bang...!! hehehehe)

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Pengalaman Menyenangkan

Alkisah seorang turis datang ke suatu desa A.
Ia pun bertanya pada salah seorang penduduk yang bernama Bonar.

Turis: "Bagaimana kehidupan di sini? Apa ada pengalaman yang menyenangkan?"

Bonar : "Oh ada. Pada suatu malam ,kambing tetangga saya hilang.
Seisi desa pergi mencari. Karena hari hujan dan cuaca dingin, kami pun menjadi horny, terus tuh kambing kami gilir deh rame2"

Turis: " yuck*.. apa tak ada pengalaman yang lebih menyenangkan?"

Bonar : "oh ada dong Gan..Pada suatu malam ,istri tetangga saya hilang. Seisi desa pergi mencari. Karena hari hujan dan cuaca dingin, kami pun menjadi horny, terus tuh wanita kami gilir deh rame2 "

Turis: " (wah ini desa bejat semua orangnya). Hmm,kok begituan semua sih ceritanya..kalo pengalaman yang menyedihkan ada gak?

Bonar :" (termenung sejenak) oh ada juga. Pada suatu malam,,saya hilang......." (lanjutannya tau sendiri kan?)

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